Congratulations, Your Dog Has Trained You

FOR THE DOG OWNER WHO HAS EVERYTHING…

Except their own side of the bed, a hair-free outfit, or any real authority in the house.

Congratulations, Your Dog Has Trained You is the hilariously relatable gift book every dog lover will see themselves, and their dog, in.

Across 101 sharply observed, illustrated truths, it captures the strange habits, daily negotiations, and ridiculous moments every dog owner knows. Alongside the laughs, short explanations reveal what may be going on inside your dog’s head, translate their peculiar logic, reassure you that what you're seeing is completely normal, and offer useful survival tips for everyday life together.

It’s the book owners will read aloud, point at, and say, “That’s exactly what ours does.”

Because this isn’t really a book about dogs. It’s about what dogs do to the people who love them.

Inside, you’ll recognize:

• The doorbell emergencies that bring society to a standstill
• The selective hearing that appears whenever treats aren’t involved
• The training sessions that somehow become negotiations
• The walks, parks and moments of unavoidable public embarrassment
• The beds, sofas and personal space you apparently no longer own
• The baths, vet visits and other unforgivable betrayals
• The strange habits, daily chaos and dog logic that make absolutely no sense
• And all the reasons you wouldn’t change them for anything

Funny, reassuring and illustrated throughout, this is the perfect gift for a new puppy owner, lifelong dog lover, devoted dog mom or dog dad, or anyone whose clothes are covered in hair and whose house is unmistakably run by a dog.

Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, new puppy celebrations, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or simply making a dog lover laugh.

Because you may pay the bills, buy the food and hold the leash… But everyone knows who’s really in charge.